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Paradisium
what I want is not to want what isn't mine
Created on 2004-01-24 12:10:26 (#1988802), last updated 2004-11-30
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BioMy friend sent me this thing on my astrology. And this is what I sent back to her.
Your approach to life is fairly realistic. ( I agree on me here.) You pursue your goals and high ideals ambitiously. (Let us all get a good laugh at my expense on this one.) A person with your solar and lunar positions approaches problems in life analytically, not crystallizing your ideas until you find a common denominator, a unity among things. You possess a gift for organization and arrangement, building fact upon fact. (As long as this does not involve cleaning, right?) You tend to be overly cautious in your progress and seldom leave anything to mere chance. (So true.)
You have developed a harmony between your inner being and your personality. (We both agree we're assholes.) You are happiest when left alone (Get that people? Left alone!) to plan and do routine work. (Fairly true, but... define work... ) You should indulge yourself every now and then, and allow some frivolousness to put more animation and verve into your personality.
In love you are modest and subdued, seeking a domestic life which will satisfy your needs for security and permanence. ( It is true I look for security, I want something definite. but since I have never been in love or a relationship this is really only subject to my own observations and opinions, as for the domestic life.... let's be honest here, how well do I sit still?)
You see natural order in the universe, and your tranquility is disturbed when there are ruptures in the system, in the unity of the world around you. (This could possibly be true.. I mean... I seem to like consistency, I fall into patterns easily, but let's be honest here, you and I both know I am fully aware life is madness and I more often than not cause the disruptions in my life for my own restlessness) Your native curiosity leads you to examine and pursue knowledge ( To an extent, I like to know things, but again, let's be honest, how aggressively do I seek it? Not at all.) , but prudence restrains your ability to fully partake of life (Sad but true.) . You might try to give in to your occasional whims and follow a random caprice every now and then. (True.)
Ascendant in Capricorn, Saturn in the Eighth House
At the time of your birth the zodiacal sign of Capricorn was ascending in the horizon. Its ruler Saturn is located in the eighth house. The sign of Capricorn denotes an existence in which temperament is very important. You will give an image of ambition, persistence, will power, consistency and perseverance. (Note the word image, I agree, this seems to be what some people see, but not something I really feel is true of myself. I mean how long has it taken me to make this journal?) You were born with the tendencies to seek material, social, and, perhaps, even political power. (Totally dead on, you and I both know I am a power grubbing control freak. I am always looking for materials and people to give me some sort of validation, which is funny because i totally diss others for doing it.) Capricorn tends to a challenging life which forces you to exert all your resources in order to triumph. (Yeah I agree, and it is always when I have no resources that it starts calling upon them.) Because of your tact ( ::coughyeahtactihavethatcough:: ) and prudence (Does this mean I don't spend money on stupid things? Or maybe it is saying I never get laid) , you will be favored with the good will of important people. ( Like who?) Your mind is egocentric (If this means i have an ego problem, granted.) , rational and you have a natural tendency toward skepticism (Obviously.) . Able to work hard, you will bear obstacles and frustrations with patience ( This is subject to debate. Serious, serious open and comical debate.) . You will proceed with prudence (So it does mean I won't get laid) in your love life and in all other activities (Apparently real serious prudence, as I have no love life, or other activities.) . You will seriously consider all of the ramifications (Ugh! Yeah ram it!) of a relationship, especially the aspects of your independence, and you will not commit yourself to a partner until you are sure of your choice ( I have no idea.) . After that however there is a tendency to conduct a peaceful and quiet life (Peaceful maybe, quiet on occasion, but let's once more be honest, when I am comfortable, how quiet am I really?) . You are very economical in your daily activities, and if you do not exert some control over this trait, it could appear as rather mean ( I am not sure what this is talking about, it is like those tests you take to get a job, "At my last job I was often late for work, but I don't think that George Bush really won the presidency.") . You are best placed in governmental, municipal, political, or large business organizations where hierarchy is very exactly defined (This would make sense as I can't be the top dog if there is no dog to top, which is one more reason I couldn't be a Nazi. Definite lines, Boys, Definite lines.) . The key word for your professional orientation is responsibility ( Debatable, I like responsibility, but when I have it I feel obligated to it and don't want it anymore, lmmfao, God I am a fickle asshole!) . Usually this is a good indication of long life ended by natural causes ( I don't know what this has to do with my being eaten by a shark.) . The position, however, may bring difficulties in connection with marriage or with finances derived from partnerships ( I will never be married or have money, notice the inconsistency in this whole marriage and money thing through out this entire reading by the way.) . A great part of your life may be geared to the acquisition of some complicated inheritance ( I am killing someone for the insurance money.) . Regarding esoteric matters, the position indicates a profound interest in occult subjects. (Okay, they've got me there.)
Moon in the First House
The Moon is in the first house. This position indicates that you are strongly influenced by your feelings and moods ( Yeah, I can't even pretend to debate that one.) . Your awareness of yourself is influenced by your momentary feelings, and this perception is subject to rapid changes of mood and emotion ( And ditto to the last statement by me.) . In time, you will learn to understand why you react as you do to various situations, and then you can begin to change your response patterns and take more control of your life. Others sense your lack of emotional self-sufficiency and tend to get involved in your personal affairs, even if you try to prevent it ( I think this all kind of goes for most people.) . You express your sensitivity through an emotional need to nurture and be nurtured by others (In a way and on occasions.) . While you would like to have guidance and supervision concerning your goals and objectives ( Only to an extent.) , it would be better to achieve your aims independently so that you will not feel obligated to others (Because I would feel obligated.) . The advantage of this position lies in your ability to sense other people's needs and desires ( Um.... I have no clue, I see other people's down falls, does that count?) . In fact, you have a calming effect on people who are under stress, and this makes you ideally suited for working with the public. (This is true, I know that.)
Moon Conjunct Ascendant
The Moon conjunct the Ascendant shows that you have some emotional hang-ups ( ::dies:: Me? Emotional hang-ups? ::bats lashes innocently:: ) . You want close, intimate contacts with others, but you tend to keep people at arm's length because you are afraid you will become obligated to them (So pathetically true. ) . You are a mass of contradictions - making demands on people but complaining when they do the same to you; expecting others to make overtures to you and withdrawing when they do ( Yeah I think we can all agree there.) . Although you are highly imaginative, you react to stimulating people in a generally negative and critical way ( I am not sure what this means. Does this mean I don't get along with other creative people? Because I don't think that is true since you are my best friend after all.) . On the surface you are independent ( ::cough:: Depends. ::cough:: ) , but you yearn for a quieter role in which you can enjoy the comfort of knowing that someone really cares for you ( By this we all know, as kind as they are trying to be we mean financially. Then I can go to Rivendell and find a nice quiet place to finish my book.) . This can only happen when you lower your defensive barriers and learn to compromise by meeting people halfway. ( AKA lower my standards, never.. )
Venus in the Seventh House
Venus was found in your seventh house at the time of birth. Regarding marriage and other intimate relationships this is one of the best influences existing ( And yet, I am going to have trouble in love and relationships, I mean we all see them abounding in my life, right?) . You have been promised a happy relationship with a very attractive, lovely, and pleasing person ( Riiiiiiiiiiight, come on Orlando Bloom.. ) . You have the potential to derive both emotional and financial gain through this connection ( But apparently I will fuck that up right? Break us up after I blow all his money with me economic tight wadding? ) . Your individuality is thrust toward the environment (This means I will be homeless.) and this will lead to happiness as well as a psychological compensation for any disabilities ( I have no idea, does this sentence even make sense? does being fat count as a disability? if so i might have that part, I don't know about the rest of that statement. Maybe there will be an office for Role Play Veterans) . In your interaction with other human beings (As opposed to my alien pals.) , there will be harmonious relationships ( You know the people I boss around and draw close but hold at arms length and ask for shit from and get mad when they give it to me.) . You will achieve balance through sentimental affection, aesthetics, art, and relationships. (Yes, but i can't keep any of it, I hate my artistic peers, and again.. do we see all this affection and relationships swarming around me? maybe they mean my muses, they seem to do well for themselves. )
Sun in the Eighth House
The Sun was found in your eighth house at the time of birth. This inclines your individuality to be oriented, in one way or another, to the deeper sides of life (Things that make you go Hmmm.) . Your sexual feelings are long-lasting, intense, and vital (Yes me and my hand are pretty intense! And we can go on forever.) . Your inner self seems attracted to unusual matters related to the termination of life-death and its mysteries ( What the fuck? Explain this to me because I have no clue) . Traditional astrology indicates that near your middle age a crisis will rear its head in your life ( I am assuming this means like right now, but then I think I have been in and out of a crisis for oh.. I don't know.. Ten years now, any day now it could make or break me right?) . If this period is successfully spanned you can expect a prolonged life with a gradual heightening vitality (Hmmm through stress I will learn to live longer. I don't know I have no idea what this is talking about honestly) . Financially, there are definite chances for money inherited from either your partner or from another relative. ( I must kill Orlando.)
Saturn in the Eighth House
Saturn was found in the eighth house at the time of birth. Because of the restraining influence of this planet, matters concerning legacies, inheritance, and the financial dealings of your partner or associates could be severely limited and may be frustrated by what seems to be harsh fate ( They must know I kill him) . Psychologically you are rather serious in connection with sexual affairs ( I really don't think I am, I just would like a good liar at the least good fucking lord boys, when will you learn to lie like a man?) . You approach sex with caution, rationality and planning ( I don't approach sex at all, I'm a monk) . Excess reason and thought in this direction may create some frustration in sexual matters. ( I can't imagine it, unless it is just me thinking how I don't get any and here I killed my fucking husband who is legally bound to have sex with me for his money I didn't even get, the bastard. ::shakes a fist at him:: )
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Now there is a score if I have ever seen one. I really feel Elijah lucked out here. I mean look at these breasts... This should be quite a treat for him.
Can we say, Ironic?
Since none of us will get to attend our funerals awake I thought it important to know these facts. Jesus! Look how much money I am worth!
Your approach to life is fairly realistic. ( I agree on me here.) You pursue your goals and high ideals ambitiously. (Let us all get a good laugh at my expense on this one.) A person with your solar and lunar positions approaches problems in life analytically, not crystallizing your ideas until you find a common denominator, a unity among things. You possess a gift for organization and arrangement, building fact upon fact. (As long as this does not involve cleaning, right?) You tend to be overly cautious in your progress and seldom leave anything to mere chance. (So true.)
You have developed a harmony between your inner being and your personality. (We both agree we're assholes.) You are happiest when left alone (Get that people? Left alone!) to plan and do routine work. (Fairly true, but... define work... ) You should indulge yourself every now and then, and allow some frivolousness to put more animation and verve into your personality.
In love you are modest and subdued, seeking a domestic life which will satisfy your needs for security and permanence. ( It is true I look for security, I want something definite. but since I have never been in love or a relationship this is really only subject to my own observations and opinions, as for the domestic life.... let's be honest here, how well do I sit still?)
You see natural order in the universe, and your tranquility is disturbed when there are ruptures in the system, in the unity of the world around you. (This could possibly be true.. I mean... I seem to like consistency, I fall into patterns easily, but let's be honest here, you and I both know I am fully aware life is madness and I more often than not cause the disruptions in my life for my own restlessness) Your native curiosity leads you to examine and pursue knowledge ( To an extent, I like to know things, but again, let's be honest, how aggressively do I seek it? Not at all.) , but prudence restrains your ability to fully partake of life (Sad but true.) . You might try to give in to your occasional whims and follow a random caprice every now and then. (True.)
Ascendant in Capricorn, Saturn in the Eighth House
At the time of your birth the zodiacal sign of Capricorn was ascending in the horizon. Its ruler Saturn is located in the eighth house. The sign of Capricorn denotes an existence in which temperament is very important. You will give an image of ambition, persistence, will power, consistency and perseverance. (Note the word image, I agree, this seems to be what some people see, but not something I really feel is true of myself. I mean how long has it taken me to make this journal?) You were born with the tendencies to seek material, social, and, perhaps, even political power. (Totally dead on, you and I both know I am a power grubbing control freak. I am always looking for materials and people to give me some sort of validation, which is funny because i totally diss others for doing it.) Capricorn tends to a challenging life which forces you to exert all your resources in order to triumph. (Yeah I agree, and it is always when I have no resources that it starts calling upon them.) Because of your tact ( ::coughyeahtactihavethatcough:: ) and prudence (Does this mean I don't spend money on stupid things? Or maybe it is saying I never get laid) , you will be favored with the good will of important people. ( Like who?) Your mind is egocentric (If this means i have an ego problem, granted.) , rational and you have a natural tendency toward skepticism (Obviously.) . Able to work hard, you will bear obstacles and frustrations with patience ( This is subject to debate. Serious, serious open and comical debate.) . You will proceed with prudence (So it does mean I won't get laid) in your love life and in all other activities (Apparently real serious prudence, as I have no love life, or other activities.) . You will seriously consider all of the ramifications (Ugh! Yeah ram it!) of a relationship, especially the aspects of your independence, and you will not commit yourself to a partner until you are sure of your choice ( I have no idea.) . After that however there is a tendency to conduct a peaceful and quiet life (Peaceful maybe, quiet on occasion, but let's once more be honest, when I am comfortable, how quiet am I really?) . You are very economical in your daily activities, and if you do not exert some control over this trait, it could appear as rather mean ( I am not sure what this is talking about, it is like those tests you take to get a job, "At my last job I was often late for work, but I don't think that George Bush really won the presidency.") . You are best placed in governmental, municipal, political, or large business organizations where hierarchy is very exactly defined (This would make sense as I can't be the top dog if there is no dog to top, which is one more reason I couldn't be a Nazi. Definite lines, Boys, Definite lines.) . The key word for your professional orientation is responsibility ( Debatable, I like responsibility, but when I have it I feel obligated to it and don't want it anymore, lmmfao, God I am a fickle asshole!) . Usually this is a good indication of long life ended by natural causes ( I don't know what this has to do with my being eaten by a shark.) . The position, however, may bring difficulties in connection with marriage or with finances derived from partnerships ( I will never be married or have money, notice the inconsistency in this whole marriage and money thing through out this entire reading by the way.) . A great part of your life may be geared to the acquisition of some complicated inheritance ( I am killing someone for the insurance money.) . Regarding esoteric matters, the position indicates a profound interest in occult subjects. (Okay, they've got me there.)
Moon in the First House
The Moon is in the first house. This position indicates that you are strongly influenced by your feelings and moods ( Yeah, I can't even pretend to debate that one.) . Your awareness of yourself is influenced by your momentary feelings, and this perception is subject to rapid changes of mood and emotion ( And ditto to the last statement by me.) . In time, you will learn to understand why you react as you do to various situations, and then you can begin to change your response patterns and take more control of your life. Others sense your lack of emotional self-sufficiency and tend to get involved in your personal affairs, even if you try to prevent it ( I think this all kind of goes for most people.) . You express your sensitivity through an emotional need to nurture and be nurtured by others (In a way and on occasions.) . While you would like to have guidance and supervision concerning your goals and objectives ( Only to an extent.) , it would be better to achieve your aims independently so that you will not feel obligated to others (Because I would feel obligated.) . The advantage of this position lies in your ability to sense other people's needs and desires ( Um.... I have no clue, I see other people's down falls, does that count?) . In fact, you have a calming effect on people who are under stress, and this makes you ideally suited for working with the public. (This is true, I know that.)
Moon Conjunct Ascendant
The Moon conjunct the Ascendant shows that you have some emotional hang-ups ( ::dies:: Me? Emotional hang-ups? ::bats lashes innocently:: ) . You want close, intimate contacts with others, but you tend to keep people at arm's length because you are afraid you will become obligated to them (So pathetically true. ) . You are a mass of contradictions - making demands on people but complaining when they do the same to you; expecting others to make overtures to you and withdrawing when they do ( Yeah I think we can all agree there.) . Although you are highly imaginative, you react to stimulating people in a generally negative and critical way ( I am not sure what this means. Does this mean I don't get along with other creative people? Because I don't think that is true since you are my best friend after all.) . On the surface you are independent ( ::cough:: Depends. ::cough:: ) , but you yearn for a quieter role in which you can enjoy the comfort of knowing that someone really cares for you ( By this we all know, as kind as they are trying to be we mean financially. Then I can go to Rivendell and find a nice quiet place to finish my book.) . This can only happen when you lower your defensive barriers and learn to compromise by meeting people halfway. ( AKA lower my standards, never.. )
Venus in the Seventh House
Venus was found in your seventh house at the time of birth. Regarding marriage and other intimate relationships this is one of the best influences existing ( And yet, I am going to have trouble in love and relationships, I mean we all see them abounding in my life, right?) . You have been promised a happy relationship with a very attractive, lovely, and pleasing person ( Riiiiiiiiiiight, come on Orlando Bloom.. ) . You have the potential to derive both emotional and financial gain through this connection ( But apparently I will fuck that up right? Break us up after I blow all his money with me economic tight wadding? ) . Your individuality is thrust toward the environment (This means I will be homeless.) and this will lead to happiness as well as a psychological compensation for any disabilities ( I have no idea, does this sentence even make sense? does being fat count as a disability? if so i might have that part, I don't know about the rest of that statement. Maybe there will be an office for Role Play Veterans) . In your interaction with other human beings (As opposed to my alien pals.) , there will be harmonious relationships ( You know the people I boss around and draw close but hold at arms length and ask for shit from and get mad when they give it to me.) . You will achieve balance through sentimental affection, aesthetics, art, and relationships. (Yes, but i can't keep any of it, I hate my artistic peers, and again.. do we see all this affection and relationships swarming around me? maybe they mean my muses, they seem to do well for themselves. )
Sun in the Eighth House
The Sun was found in your eighth house at the time of birth. This inclines your individuality to be oriented, in one way or another, to the deeper sides of life (Things that make you go Hmmm.) . Your sexual feelings are long-lasting, intense, and vital (Yes me and my hand are pretty intense! And we can go on forever.) . Your inner self seems attracted to unusual matters related to the termination of life-death and its mysteries ( What the fuck? Explain this to me because I have no clue) . Traditional astrology indicates that near your middle age a crisis will rear its head in your life ( I am assuming this means like right now, but then I think I have been in and out of a crisis for oh.. I don't know.. Ten years now, any day now it could make or break me right?) . If this period is successfully spanned you can expect a prolonged life with a gradual heightening vitality (Hmmm through stress I will learn to live longer. I don't know I have no idea what this is talking about honestly) . Financially, there are definite chances for money inherited from either your partner or from another relative. ( I must kill Orlando.)
Saturn in the Eighth House
Saturn was found in the eighth house at the time of birth. Because of the restraining influence of this planet, matters concerning legacies, inheritance, and the financial dealings of your partner or associates could be severely limited and may be frustrated by what seems to be harsh fate ( They must know I kill him) . Psychologically you are rather serious in connection with sexual affairs ( I really don't think I am, I just would like a good liar at the least good fucking lord boys, when will you learn to lie like a man?) . You approach sex with caution, rationality and planning ( I don't approach sex at all, I'm a monk) . Excess reason and thought in this direction may create some frustration in sexual matters. ( I can't imagine it, unless it is just me thinking how I don't get any and here I killed my fucking husband who is legally bound to have sex with me for his money I didn't even get, the bastard. ::shakes a fist at him:: )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now there is a score if I have ever seen one. I really feel Elijah lucked out here. I mean look at these breasts... This should be quite a treat for him.
Can we say, Ironic?
Since none of us will get to attend our funerals awake I thought it important to know these facts. Jesus! Look how much money I am worth!
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